Things not to do in Prague: 11 local tourist traps

Just like in every popular destination, Prague has also a shameful, touristy and silly things to offer. A lot actually. Keep your eyes open and don’t let dishonest individuals change your impression from otherwise beautiful and charming city of Prague.  Tourist traps survived corona pandemic, let´s make a brief summary again!

My name is Dana, local guide and also founder of Prague Behind The Scenes, small touring company. I am trying to present Prague in a less touristy way and help travelers enjoy Prague more like a local and less like a tourist.

1. Beer for more than 55 CZK

Common price for a regular large tap beer is around 55 CZK. Regular beers are considered to be these brands: Krušovice, Velkopopovický Kozel, Gambrinus, Bernard, Pilner Urquell, Radegast, Braník. Craft beers can be more expensive. In coffee shops and fancier restaurants beer is also more expensive. But 55 CZK for a large beer is still a good indicator of how touristy the place is. You can either order large beer (0,5 l about 16 oz. or small beer 0,3 l about 10 oz.). Czech beers are always served with foam, it’s a must and proves that the beer is fresh and tapped properly  

Tourist trap, overpriced beer,

2. Trdelník or Trdlo (chimney cake)

Do you know how locals recognize foreigners even from a distance? They are eating “trdelník” or “trdlo” (same stupid thing). Simple sweet pastry made on every corner in Prague and sold for ridiculously high price. The promo signs always say that trdelník is a traditional Czech pastry. But believe me…I ate it myself twice in my life. It is nothing what our grannies make at home!! Btw do you know what “trdlo” in Czech language means? Dull person. This pastry is originaly from Romania. 

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This is seriously big LOL. Trdelník is just a good marketing. Typical Czech pastries are: bábovka, koláč, štrůdl, buchta. 

3. Karlovy lázně (downtown club)

Karlovy lázně is a name for the biggest club in Central Europe. It´s situated just a stone throw from Charles Bridge. The ugly neon lights can be seen right from the bridge (who allowed that??!!). Couple years back this historical building got redesigned into a 5-floors club. It´s a big tourist atraction but don´t expect much. It is just a money factory with no added value. Locals avoid weird places like this.

Tourist traps in Prague
Karlovy lázně club located 1 minuted from Charles Bridge. Tourist trap and waste of time (and money).  

4. Matryoshka dolls and USSR fur hats

I have already written a lot about matryoska dolls but they are still here, still being offered in all the kitchy souvenir shops downtown Prague. Matryoshka dolls are Russian traditional toys, not Czech! If you don´t know what matryoshka is: it is a set of wooden dolls of decreasing size placed one inside another. Please don´t buy them and don´t support souvenir shops owned by people without taste. Remember, you are visiting Czech Republic not Russia and buying matryoshka and USSR fur hats isn´t funny. In fact it is very abusive and rude towards Czech people. Russians don´t have the best reputation in the Czech Republic and this doesn´t help either.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a Czech souvenir!

5. Historical / vintage cars

Once you reach Prague city center you will see them almost everywhere. So called “vintage cars” taking tourist around. They are replicas designed couple years back in Poland. Locals don´t like them because they are extremely long, noisy and they are making the downtown traffic even worse. After recent controls initiated by Prague City Hall it was found out that these cars are in a very bad technical condition and in many cases run ilegally – without proper licence. Some of them were registered as tractors or snow cats!!! 55 cars out of 58 controlled had some technical or legal issues. 10 of them were pulled away right after the control. Think twice before you hop on.

Typical scene of Prague city center. Fake vintage car taking tourists around. Besides trdelník, fake vintage cars are another big Prague tourist trap. Foto: Tatiana Vitsenko/Alamy

6. Exchange offices

Big shame of Prague! There are many exchange offices downtown however some of them are simply and officially ripping people off. It´s their daily routine. Please note that fair price for 1 Euro is currently around 25 CZK and 21 CZK for 1 USD and 29 CZK for 1 GBP (information from September 2021). Use your calculator on your smart phone and count before you give them money. Don´t sign anything, don´t rush, don´t pay them any commision. Recommended place where to get a fair exchange rate is Exchange.cz close to Old Town Sq. You can also use ATMs, but only those branded by Czech banks (AirBank, Česká Spořitelna, Moneta, Komerční banka, etc…). Learn more about where to exchange money in Prague and where not in my other blog post.

Definitely avoid tricky ATMs branded with Euronet Worldwide logo. Once their machines detect foreign card, they will charge you high fees, give you low exchange rate and will also push you to withdraw high amount of money (like 10 000 CZK – for this amount you can buy for example 222 large tap beers). And please never ever exchange money in the street!!!!

One of Prague tourist traps is changing money.
This is Czech currency = Czech korunas. Never ever exchange money in the street.

7. Taxi drivers

I could write an extra chapter about local taxi drivers (especially about those doing their business downtown). But to make this paragraph shorter I will give you a simple advise: never take a taxi in the street. Either call it through a dispatch or via your hotel front desk. But the best option is to use Uber, Liftago or Bolt apps (alternative taxi providers) and leave the greasy taxi drivers behind. To make it clearer, taxi drivers are well known for their disgusting tricks to rip people off, especially tourists. Please don´t support them.

8. Marihuana candies and absinth from souvenir shops

First of all I need to say that marihuana is not legal in the Czech Republic. Whenever you see souvenirs like chocolate, candies, lollipops, labeled with marihuana leafs, it is fake. Regarding the absinth, that´s just another hype. Absinth is a legal drink in the Czech Republic and many tourists go crazy about it. They believe that absinth cause halucinations and give them the right bohemian sensation. It´s a nonsense. You will not write poems or paint pictures after sipping absinth in your hotel room. It´s a bitter alcohol and needs to be served right (with a water fountain) or mixed in a drink. Just don´t expect any halucinations. Seriously. Also, please don´t buy those little absith bottles in souvenir shops, it´s not always clear what it´s made from. It´s just a regular tourist trap.

Don´t expect any halucinations, ok? And don´t buy absinth or marihuana products in shops. They are fake, no THC, just a tourist trap. Marihuana is illegal in the Czech Republic.

9. Thai massages

Thai massages rank among the top weirdest tourist traps in Prague city center. Plastic Buddha and riksha on Old Town sq.? It´s absolutely bizarre to see a scene like this in the historical city center. Double face palm for tourists who need a Thai massage on Old Town sq. You deserve more than “fast food” style massage and locals deserve less places like this. Because our eyes are bleeding while passing them. There are great Thai wellness places in Prague with relaxed ambience and more comfort. Please don´t support bizarreness.

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This is really a sad photo, please don´t support businesses like these! Photo credits: https://visualj.wordpress.com/ Radovan´s Journal

10. Signs saying: typical Czech….

Traditional Czech restaurant / souvenir / beer / experience / pastry …. or anything else starting with “traditional Czech” is something what is better to avoid. Whenever you see a sign saying (in English) that something is traditional you can be almost 100 % sure that these are the worst touristy places luring tourist to get something cheesy. Be also caucious about restaurants having pretzels on tables. This is a trap on tourists who are just happily eating pretzels while waiting for their meals. At the end they find their pretzels as an item on a bill (your most expensive pretzel in your life, believe me). If you don´t care about money, maybe just think about how many people touch your pretzel before – yesterday, the day before yesterday….

Tourist traps alert: Pretzel is not a complimentary snack:)
Leave the pretzel as a decoration:-)

11. People with animals

This is not only Prague tourist trap, it´s very common in other big cities, too. Please don´t take pictures with animals of people who are pushing you to pet them. It can be a snake, bird, dog. Please don´t support treating animals like this.

If you want to avoid tourist traps and want to see Prague with a local, you are more than welcome to join my Prague Behind The Scenes tour. Have a great stay in my hometown.

Dana, founder and guide for Prague Behind The Scenes